The other night I was walking down 14th Street between Fifth Avenue and University Place. Out of an apartment building, a most interesting couple suddenly appeared. They were wearing matching outfits that were truly bizarre. The garments were skin tight, pants on the bottom, tank-like shirts on the top and were comprised of two fabrics: silver pleather and lime green netting.
Ok, alright. I guess no one told me Cirque D'Soliel was in town. As they bounded up the street, it became evident that the female component of this pair was wielding a hula hoop, which she began using expertly. Yes, apparently you can hula hoop and walk at the same time, if you know what you're doing.
As they passed Tasti-d-Lite, a frozen treat customer scampered up to the door to get a closer look. The back of her shirt said "Anything is possible."
You can't make this crap up.
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